It's November and I feel like updating this. Not sure why.

To summarize myself, I'm a technology junkie, a video game nerd, a "heartless****, a music snob, a punker, a hippie, and I'm narcissistic to a dern fault. I would rather be treated like one of the guys rather than some magical creature because I have a vagina and boobs. Exquisite breasts? Thank you Ms. Corningstone.

I would definitely consider myself a force to be reckoned with. I'm independent and have a tendency to wear the pants in the relationship if that freedom is given to me. I enjoy cuddling, don't get me wrong, but after sex? I'm sweaty, please get off of me before I punch you in the throat. That's all.

I try not to plan too far into the future and I would more like to live for the now. I'm working on a college degree, so there's a few steps into the future. I also have my own ****in' pad, own a car, work full time and I'm standing on my own two feet.

In men (or in anybody really), intelligence is the biggest turn-on for me. I have a tendency to be a Talkative Tonya, but alternately, I'm a Listening Larry. I would have to say one of my favorite things ever is smoking a joint, start up a voice recorder and debate and discover the secrets of the universe. I am extremely opinionated, but I am always willing and eager to debate that with an intelligent person.

Basically, I'm really interesting. Let's be honest. I've stopped fighting my nature and decided to embrace my individuality. I'm brutally honest, not a psychoTEXTYOUOVER9000TIMESADAYTOSAYHI kind of chick, I drink a little, smoke a lot, and basically just live life the way it should be: with happiness.

And now that the gayest paragraph ever written has just been created, send me a message. The worst that could happen is I laugh at you, which probably will come to pass.

OH. And why the **** do they censor out "naughty words". This is a dating site which means we're all over 18 *hopefully* I think we can handle something a bit more extreme than bum or poop. Haha... poop.

I really like people-watching. Or maybe we can get really stoned and go fishing. Yeah.
Okay. If you're going to message me, say something interesting. I'll give a list of things NOT to say. Or you can say them, if you want a smartass response or no response at all:
"hey how are you I would like to take you for a walk" Because we all know I like to be leashed and led around.
"whats up" Response: Nothing. That's what everybody always answers.
"whats up your profile caught my eye i thought we might have something in common so check out my profile and if u like what you see i look ford to getting to know you" Well I look pretty damn Chevy to getting to know you. NOTE: Lack of punctuation or capitalization.
"what up blue head?" I seriously have no good response to this.
"on your pic where you say what a faggot looks like you could suck a mean**** So charming. Seriously.

So please. Use common sense... or at least try your best. I'm not a very kind person and you only have one chance to make a first impression.