Hi there. Sadly my hobbies include photography,swimming,walking,museums and air shows.At my age I dont really have any goals as I have already reached them. The only thing I am missing is the love and company of a good women to share life with.
Probably what makes me unique (according to my mother)is that Im ugly and a typical male slob.When I was born they slapped my mother instead of me.
My taste in music is all old heavy metal which is always played at 120db (louder than concorde)I think I have just talked my way out of any chance of finding a decent women. Oh well, Im turning gay.

My first date probably would involve a pub or restarant ( a quiet one so we can find out about each and my mother can vet you )We could always take a romantic walk along our world famous pier ( was just over a mile long until it caught fire. Now down to half a mile) Just far enough to push my mother in the wheelchair.
If anybody is mad enough to reply to this rubbish I would be eternally grateful.(so would my mother and Rampton Hospital.
Rgds Phil