don't be scared to read! don't be scared of brown people! follow the dancing banana to the promised land
i'm a sarcastic blatantly honest genuine sorta silly kinda guy and you will never find anyone in the world like me and if you do let me know and i will have them taken care of sopranos style and then i will still sit atop my metaphorical throne of uniqueness where i will use words like uniqueness which may not even really be grammatically correct but hey so what neither is this run on sentence.
born in miami, moved to la, then went to an international boarding school in a village on top of a mountain in south india at age 10 (i'd come back home to the US twice a year, and no, I don't have an accent)... onto college in the frozen tundra known as boston, and now finally back came back to the wessside. so basically, i'm sorta a LA transplant/nomad.
i like music. a lot. so i gave it a shot and i made my passion my job. (no, i'm not an indian rapper, although i do get that all the time). if the music industry collapses though, at least i have a degree from some no name college ;-) that i can fall back on and i guess i'll forced into consulting or investment banking or whatever and then i'll make some serious scrilla but i will be sad and will need hugs and anti depressants and that would pretty bad because i've worked really hard to get here and hey look another run on sentence.
likes: shabu shabu, japanese & korean bbq, making people laugh (which occurs very often), hugging and occasionally driving my car, imitating people, c walkin down the boulevard, thumb wrestling, hangin out with my cousins, making fun of stereotypes, racism and other forms of general ignorance, going to live shows, stopping dropping and rolling... i could go on
dislikes: cats (mainly because of allergies), tofu, pickles, ... flakiness, dishonesty, irresponsibility, acid rain and nuclear waste.
if you can't handle sarcasm, if you don't have the ability to laugh at me, yourself, and the world around you... and especially if you love having explosively combustive dramatic tears everywhere on a daily basis type of relationship - please press ALT-F4 or CTRL-ALT-DEL or backspace or anything that navigates you away from my page!
other applicants that make it this far are not only literate, but are welcome to continue further... if you dare! mwahahahahaha *insert sadistic echoing laugh sound effect that fades into silence*
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