If your profile is really long, I will read a Chinese takeout menu instead. I applied this protocol numerous times to Tolstoy with resounding success.

I'll spare everyone from the standard set of phrases and traits (buzzwords) one must seemingly regurgitate in seeking. Definitely iconoclastic. I'm more introspective than outgoing, but I can hold a conversation and am comfortable getting out and about.

Equal parts brain and brawn, I enjoy boxing, weightlifting and jiu-jitsu as well as pondering all sorts of problems, paradoxes, axioms and arrows.

Definately a cat person, suits my aloofness, my over curiousity. I have a soft spot for all animals however.

Looking to talk to anyone who is capable of holding a decent conversation. I don't mind friends at all, but in the end I am looking for someone, preferably on the cynical side, dark shade of humour.

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