Hey! Hows it going.
In my spare time I enjoy grooming my next victim on plenty of fish. If an endless stream of smutty e-mails results in me meeting said victim I drug them with one of the large selection of drugs I have obtained from my G.P. by blackmailing him (pictures of him and my german shepherd) and then bury them in the woods.
My biggest fault is honesty, gets me into all sorts of trouble.
My parole officer tells me I have a great sense of humour LAUGH OUT LOUD! Sarcasm is they say the lowest form of wit. But hey you probably don`t have a sense of humour anyway, too busy having a cosy night in cuddled up with a cheap nasty bottle of pinot grigio/white granache
Music plays a big part in my life I spend a lot of time listening to music its my job. I don`t have a T.V. I hate all of the pubs/clubs in a twenty mile radius of Southend the only time I go out is to buy a new spade.

On the beach in the Bahamas with a multi millionaire nymphomaniac rocket scientist with a perfect body and great sense of humour.
Not much to ask is it?
Mail me now my darlin and I will get back to you a.s.a.p.

P.S. must be local to southend or own Lear jet.