| | I like most types of music, and i love a good book, i run and go swimming, i like cosy pubs, and good food, i play the flute and keyboard. on her looking for new friends, maybe more. i have a fit body, i dont have film star looks, i am just ordinary. i am married and my husband knows i am on here looking for new friends.
I took 2 guys I met on here out for a meal, I asked the waiter for a steak, he said ok, and what about the vegtables, I said, give them both a steak as well. he he he .
Here are some of the chat up lines I have had on here.
Hello you skanky old tart fancy a f**K.
Let me come round and wack my tackle out.
Do you take it in the a**e.
Send me some money for petrol and I will come and see you.
I need a british passport will you marry me.
Tired of drilling in the same hole can you help.
I bet you have got a mi*ge the size of a coal mine.
Me and a mate are looking for an old tart to take dogging.
No pic, I bet you have a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
And they say romance is a thinh of the past, they do make me laugh, because they really cant understand why they dont have girlfriends.
New chat up line just in,
Can i eat you out for dinner, oops sorry, i meant take you out for dinner. zzzzzzz
Update on the chat up lines.
Hello bucket fanny.
If you want bigger t*ts use toilet paper, it works on womens ar*es.
I would like to tie you to a bed, then for you to say now do anything you want, then i would go to the pub.
Do you like caged birds ?, you must do cos i reakon you have had a****to.(co*k or two)
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