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I like riding my bicycle. That's my thing. When I'm not riding my bike, I think about riding my bike. My secondary interests include: revelation, truth, pleasure, justice and mercy. Other interests include hunting witches, music, debate, and endurance sports.

Other than these things, for fun, I thoroughly enjoy listening to fundraising drives on NPR. Listening to smart people beg for donations is very entertaining and enlightening to me. Much can be learned from it. But NPR fundraising drives don’t occur as often as I would like, so I am pretty much available to do something fun with you.

I am hoping to find a woman who deserves to be treated like a queen. Graciousness, for me, is the most important quality in a woman. Arrogance might seem the entitlement of a queen, but it is the very opposite of royal demeanor.

Along with virtuous character and good manners, she is enchanting, happy, smart, charming...a good talker and a good listener. As far as looks are concerned; Pretty hair, nice skin, dazzling eyes and a sweet smile.

No matter how beautiful you are, do not write to me if you are a player. There are plenty of Neanderthals available who would be delighted to match wits with you. Do both of us a favor and avoid me if you are anything but serious.

**All these words finding themselves together were greatly astonished and delighted. For assuredly, they had never met before**